BE PREPARED...

Once Tom, Dick and Harry were going in an auto. They met with an accident and all three of them die.

Yama DharmaRaj was waiting for this moment. He asks Tom and Dick to go to HEAVEN. But, for Harry, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Harry is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All three of them served the public. Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that there should be a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and should not be just based on opinion.

Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appear for English test. Tom is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Dick is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Harry's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Harry protests that he doesn't know English. It is not fair that he is given a tough question and thus forced to fail.

Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Harry should at least feel that Hindi is ideal).

Tom is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Dick is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Harry is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one. He Fails.

Harry is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to be tested in History.

Yama says this is the last chance and he would not take any more tests. Tom is
asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947" and passed.

Dick is asked "How many people died in it?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him
to choose from 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000 (clue). Dick catches it and says
200,000 and passes.

It's Harry's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the
200,000 who died. Harry accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

MORAL: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT IS DETERMINED TO SCREW YOU, ANTICIPATE IT AND BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.